So, we all know the three basic places a cock can go inside a body: The vagina, the anus, and the mouth. But let's suppose for a moment that cocks could fit inside other holes in the body (supposing either dicks got smaller or the holes got bigger), would you (men) ever consider fucking nostrils, ears, the urethra of a girl, the dick of another guy, or any other orifice I am forgetting?

For women and gay/bi guys, if the dick was small enough (or your hole was big enough), would you consider getting fucked up the nose/in the ear/wherever just to see what it was like?

For both men and women, use your imagination and really think about it. I think the kneejerk reaction would be to say no, but stretch your imaginations a bit and try to really imagine what the sensation would be like on either side of the fucking. Try to imagine getting past the discomfort and pain aspect, and just get the visual in your head.

I am also assuming in this hypothetical that your brain would not get fucked up by getting jizzed on through the ear.

Or, am I the only nutcase who thinks about stuff like this?

 

Had ear sex it was fun.

UH, my nose isn't THAT big.

 

I know, but I want to pretend it is... would you consider it?

 

this is fucked up, but i'm game.

usually, if it has the potential to be sexually pleasing, and not physically or emotionally harmful, i'll try it.

i'm reminded of the "...fuck her in a very uncomfortable place"/"what, like in the back of a volkswagen?" conversation from mallrats.

 

Well, the brain wouldn't get damaged by ear fucking, as there are several structures in the way, and not to mention, um... THE SKULL. Hmm... Would I fuck Eves other holes... The nose would be a no for me, because I can only imagine how fucking uncomfortable it you be to have jizz hit the olfactory bulb. It's already bad enough when you barf so hard some of hit comes out the nose, so nose fucking is a definite no. Also, the nose has boogers, and I would barf if I got boogers on my cock. As for the ear... Okay, I might fuck the ear. But I don't think I would cum in her ear, she likes it when I just blast her face with a big sweet creamy load. I wouldn't fuck her urethra, because forcing objects into the urethra inreases the risk of urinary tract infections, and she and her mother both had several of those when she was growing up in Africa.

Sorry Chag, but even if it were possible to fuck those holes, there are too many bio-mechanical things to get in the way to make it comfortable. Besides, I can't eat out an ear, or nose, and I think I only happen to lick her urethra by association of pussy licking, tongue fucking, and clit sucking.

 

Thanks, that's all I meant: assume it don't hurt, then what would you try?

And Mallrats is fuckin' awesome.

 

Wouldn't even try it if it were perfectly safe?

Well, at least I got an ear out of you:excited:

 

if it would give me pleasure I'd let him stick his cock anywhere in my body!
:excited:

 

That's the spirit!

 

oh blackrose... words like that make me love a woman like u!

 

What about fucking all of the holes at the same time. 8 holes in one would be the ultimate stuff-job

 

mmmm could be fun
:-E

 

You forgot the belly button!

 

That's right.

:rose:The belly button is one of the holes I have fucked along with mouth, cunt and arse.
RICO

 

I'm going with this is one of the dumbest polls I've ever seen

 

damn skippy it's dumb, but it's the crazy shit I think about sometimes.

 

True

Knew a woman in the philipines who would take her false eye out and skull fuck you

 

Ok, well weird enough, but I am game, I would have to say that if it felt good I would let my husband fuck it. So I am game to try them all if it were possible.

 

her pisshole is kinda interesting but then again not so really... what if you could take and eye out and fuck that?

 

too strange...