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  1. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I hope that yesterday all moms had a great Mother's day...

    ... or, as the woke Left wants to call it, Happy Birth Person Day, or Happy Baby Vending Machine Day.

    Next month we can all wish 'Happy Sperm Donating Unit' Day.
     
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    1. Lioness
      Mine were Crack Out Births aka C-sections.
       
      Lioness, May 11, 2021
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  2. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    If I actually acted on any of the things I think of doing or saying, I’d be in so much trouble. Although it would be fun lol
     
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  3. Bi_Kinky_Bryan

    Bi_Kinky_Bryan Porn Star

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    I wonder how many relationships end over home projects that started by someone watching too much HGTV. (At work, I’m hearing about a bathroom remodel gone bad...)
     
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    1. deegenerate
      I could see that as being me so easily! lol
       
      deegenerate, May 10, 2021
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    2. Sweetpassion
      Actually there is a show that is about a team coming in to fix peoples fuck ups. Lol I can't remember the name of it at the moment.
       
      Sweetpassion, May 10, 2021
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    3. Lioness
      I need them at my house! Seriously!
       
      Lioness, May 11, 2021
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    4. Valspar
      HGTV should be banned.
       
      Valspar, May 11, 2021
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  4. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    I am so fucking ready to watch this....
    Posted 39 mins ago
     
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  5. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I do not get some British words. What is a “sarnie” or a “bellend?”
     
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    2. bigbird
      it's just a shortened version and sounds hipper than sandwich
       
      bigbird, May 10, 2021
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    3. Backspin25
      I think i use bellend everyday. Everyone gets called it at some point in this country. Can’t escape it
       
      Backspin25, May 11, 2021
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      Purdyperdita, May 11, 2021
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    5. Backspin25
      Yeah can’t counter argue that @Purdyperdita - that and c*nt are mainstays of British culture
       
      Backspin25, May 11, 2021
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    6. Lioness
      It's another name for dickhead! lol
       
      Lioness, May 12, 2021
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  6. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    When I joined here, I never realized how many interesting tidbits I would learn here. :laugh:
     
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  7. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    It’s too bad that some can not be un-learned!
     
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    1. deegenerate
      Ha ha! There are definitely some visuals that have burned my eyeballs!
       
      deegenerate, May 10, 2021
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    2. Sweetpassion
      No kidding! Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, May 10, 2021
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    3. Lioness
      What has been seen cannot be unseen!!
       
      Lioness, May 11, 2021
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  8. Purdyperdita

    Purdyperdita Porno Junky

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    Angel delight really is delightful. A delicious way to end the day.
     
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    1. bigbird
      Strawberry flavour is best
       
      bigbird, May 10, 2021
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  9. Luv2LiqU

    Luv2LiqU Devilishly Wicked Lix

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    There are forty woo things I'm suppose to do today... I think I'm only going to get two of them done... eating and sleeping.
     
    1. Cherrypop
      Woo?
       
      Cherrypop, May 10, 2021
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    2. Lioness
      Wooooo whoooooooo lol
       
      Lioness, May 11, 2021
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    3. Luv2LiqU
      Oh yes woo I just forgot hoo... LOL
       
      Luv2LiqU, May 11, 2021
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  10. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    How do we know what thoughts are more random and less on the normal side anyway? I mean i feel like all my thoughts are mostly random. Lol
     
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    1. latecomer91364
      I plan out all my thoughts to give the appearance of randomness. I think...

      Um... except that one
       
      latecomer91364, May 11, 2021
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  11. Allie in cali

    Allie in cali Porn Star

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    Random.thought...

    Sometime in the future, someone will say your name for the last time
     
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    1. deleted user 22123213
      Unfortunately ... yes they will. :(
       
      deleted user 22123213, May 13, 2021
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  12. Milkshake from Mazatlan

    Milkshake from Mazatlan Milkshake

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    At the end, does it really matters
    20180509_102654.jpg
     
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  13. Allie in cali

    Allie in cali Porn Star

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    Random thought...

    Who decided to put a 's' in lisp?
     
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    1. Milkshake from Mazatlan
      I have a lissssssp
       
      Milkshake from Mazatlan, May 10, 2021
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    2. Allie in cali
      Is it a lisssssssp or a lithhhhhpuh?

      I think it's a tad cruel to spell it lisp
       
      Allie in cali, May 10, 2021
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    3. Milkshake from Mazatlan
      I'm not sure when I was a kid they thought it was cute, now they have trouble understanding me plus bushy moustache and beard don't help, but all is good
       
      Milkshake from Mazatlan, May 10, 2021
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  14. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Anal sex, that's fucking shit
     
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  15. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    I need to learn the fine art of finesse.
    Only I can break a much needed metal clip while the changing the bulb on a 1999 Toyota Camry headlight.

    J-B Weld to the rescue. Ha!
     
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    1. Lioness
      When I was thinking of my ex and getting upset, I broke several items...the little light flip switch in the bathroom (snapped it right off), a couple of my car door handles (snapped those suckers in half), broke a towel rack right off the wall AND got my father-in-law's car passenger side mirror stuck with the neighbor's trailer when I backed into the grass and mud. I managed to put a big scratch on the side of the car and almost backed up into the ditch. The car had to sit in the mud in the rain overnight until my ex and my FIL could tow it apart in the freezing rain before the neighbors could see what happened in the morning.

      Before this accident happened, the last words I told my FIL as I was walking out of the house was that I would be very careful with his car and would bring it back in good shape!! I didn't even get down the driveway!! It was dark, raining and his driveway is on a curved hill.
       
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      Lioness, May 11, 2021
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    2. Valspar
      Whoa! I just meant I have fat fingers.

      *wink*

      And a wide tongue.

      *double wink*
       
      Valspar, May 11, 2021
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    3. Lioness
      Now THOSE would've calmed me way down..........there!!
       
      Lioness, May 11, 2021
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    4. Milkshake from Mazatlan
      Lioness, this is expensive next time just kick his ass out. Don't hurt your bank account lol
       
      Milkshake from Mazatlan, May 11, 2021
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  16. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    I still feel there are political threads in the general discussion section.
    I come here to get away from all they. just MOHO
     
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  17. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    There are several jobs I'd like to have just for the outfits. Like a welder's helmet - except I would probably rig up flamethrowers and build an indestructible 'tank-dozer' like that guy in Granby Colorado a few years ago - instant supervillain!

    You know - this guy:
    [​IMG]

    I laugh! Hahahahahaha! (But like... evil)
     
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    1. Jh2
      It was cool until he killed himself just before the air strike was a go
       
      Jh2, May 11, 2021
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    2. latecomer91364
      He had driven alongside a building and collapsed his right side when he caved in a basement and got stuck. It was all about the zoning department - I forget the details.
       
      latecomer91364, May 11, 2021
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  18. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Death to Smoochie twat du jour clip missing
     
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  19. HotErika

    HotErika Sex Machine

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    I got a senior citizen discount. A cashier told me it's some special day in their store and there's that discount, so she'll give me one because "they won't know how old I am and they don't care", talking about the management of the store. It wasn't really a question, she just did that. I was in shock and I was "Huh?", then I laughed and told her "It's my first senior discount, yay!". Still laughing. Wtf!!
     
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    1. bigbird
      Hottest senior citizen around then :)
       
      bigbird, May 11, 2021
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    2. HotErika
      It was super funny!!!
       
      HotErika, May 11, 2021
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  20. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Blowing out someone else's candle won't make yours shine any brighter
     
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    1. HotErika
      We are all different candles. Unique.
       
      HotErika, May 11, 2021
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    2. dirtyjedi
      Close to be extinguished
      Worn to the wick
      Happy to be finished
      Leave this life tip
      Bow out disgracefully
      I'm done with it
       
      dirtyjedi, May 11, 2021
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    3. deleted user 22123213
      I don’t have candles anymore , the fire dept said they were to busy to be there with the fire hoses :arghh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
       
      deleted user 22123213, May 12, 2021
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